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| Your hosts |
Welcome to our opulent abode! We are are honored to have you as our guests. Sensible shoes are not expected, but do watch your step; those are Pembroke Welsh Corgis under your feet. Absinthe will be served at midnight, and help yourself to the opium - it helps to ease that feeling of cacaesthesia you've had since your carriage left the porte-cochére.
If the palazzo seems rather an unkempt place, that's because it is. Dusting these imaginary halls is more than the Marchese can bear, and the dust bunnies help to keep the ghosts warm. Enjoy your stroll through the hedge maze, but mind your jewels; the peacocks are prone to snatching.
Make yourself at home among the taxidermy and tattered carpets, but oblige yourself to the use of an alias - at Palazzo Pompadourio, anonymity is ascendant. We're glad you're here.
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| via Chintz of Darkness |
